Strangest Quote?

What is the strangest quote you've ever heard at a garage sale? Answer in the comments.
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Hello Garageosphere

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Candlesticks Ahoy!

The Following was transcribed from recordings.
Pre Garage Sale

Amber: Ok this is our first before 8 oclock but I think we're gonna see everybody doing this.

Mary Kay: Yep this is the first time we've been out leaving the house at 7 and we're WAY out in the country but we are seeing lots of cars approaching this garage sale. Oh look at this one!

Amber: Yeah “I brake for garage sales!”

Mary Kay: ha ha yeah. So I'm looking for a little plastic organizer type thing with drawers and heh some other stuff that I can't remember. So Amber what are you looking for?

Amber: I'm looking for treasure, I don't know yet but I'll know it when I see it.

Mary Kay: Alright.

Between Garage Sales

Mary Kay: Okay so what did you get Amber?

Amber: I got a table, a little desk chair, and a wrought iron candle holder.

Mary Kay: And how much did you spend?

Amber: $19

Mary Kay: Great! Did you have to negotiate for any of that?

Amber: He wanted... Oh my goodness theres a sale over here!

Mary Kay: Ha ha ha!

Amber: Sorry!

Mary Kay: I know howd that happen?

Amber: Is that what that is?

Mary Kay: Yes it's definitely a sale... Ha Ha Ha!

Amber: Sorry I cant talk while I'm- driving.

Mary Kay: We'll get back to this.

Post Garage Sale

Mary Kay: Ok Amber what'd you get?

Amber: I got some funky iron candlesticks that I can put on my outdoor patio.

Mary Kay: Which got my hands all dirty you should know.

Amber: Yeah mine too, and two funky mirrors for my bathroom, and my total price was $25 which was a steal considering he wanted 20 for the candlesticks and 6 each for the mirrors.

Mary Kay: Well done well done.

Amber: I was expecting to pay 30, I would have payed 30.

Mary Kay: I spent 10 and I got three little wooden stars that you can use to hang things on like keys or a towel or something, and I got a little red ceramic boot thats so cute, it looks like the boots that I love to wear, and- (What else did I get?) Oh! A lovely box for my husband cause he loves boxes, and I got one more thing but I don't know what it was. Now at the previous garage sale I got the cutest little backgammon set it's in perfect condition.

Amber: Oh

Mary Kay: Oh and by the way I spent $10 there and the one we were just at I spent about 20 and I got a canopy that you can put up for shade in the yard or on a beach or wherever which is worth probably $100 I got it great, and I got two decks of playing cards that look like they've hardly been used and they have artists and paintings on them. Oh you don't know which way to go?

Amber: Yeah um...

Mary Kay: I think we came from that way.

Amber: Yeah I think so.

Mary Kay: So anyway I think that will be great to have at my school because the kids can play cards in their downtime and also be learning about artists.

Amber: Ok making a right turn, and then this way?

Mary Kay: I don't know... uh yeah it sounds right because of the way the signs are.

Amber: We need a navigator AND a videographer.

Mary Kay: Well can you tell us where were going cause uh... uh no you don't want to go north, nope. Heh. We want to go south, and I could put it on my GPS but then I'd have to turn off my recorder. So anyway, what else did I get at that garage sale?

Amber: Your canopy that was amazing.

Mary Kay: I got that, Oh! Two little books about scary stories that my grandsons gonna love 50 cents each.

Amber: Let me interrupt what you bought, I'm a little nervous cause I feel like were buying garage sale items from people who overbought garage sale items. Have you noticed that?

Mary Kay: Ha Ha Ha!

Amber: I'm serious because that lady was saying “I bought these two tables so I could do something with em and I never did, I bought em from a garage sale,” and it's like she was saying you do it now.

Mary Kay: Don't worry the stuff that I'm getting will be used.

Amber: Oh mine will be used I'm just saying that this could lead down a slippery slope.

Mary Kay: Yeah well I think you have to be careful and always always when you buy something picture where it's going in your house or who your giving it to if its a gift. And I have a brand new classroom to outfit so that's where my stuffs going.

Amber: Well I have an antique hall to outfit so yeah...

Mary Kay: I actually think I'm going to use my star hangers in my own bathroom in my new classroom, and I'm going to put them in there so I can hang a spare shirt in case I get my shirt dirty, or maybe a sweater, something like that. How do you feel about that Amber?

Amber: I think that's great, did you hear that lady offering me the round candles?

Mary Kay: yeah

Amber: Do you think she was gonna give them to me? That's why I was being all weird about them because I didn't want to BUY round candles from her.

Mary Kay: Well next time that happens ask how much she wants for them and that will let you see if she is giving them away.

Amber: Think it's gonna happen again where someones gonna offer me round candles?

Mary Kay: Yes I think thats going to happen in that exact way.

Amber: I need some candles because I've got all these candlesticks now.